I was speaking with a new client over the phone a couple of days ago. During the call she stated, "You know what? I just LOVE your accent. You're in Canada right?" I tried not to laugh too hard, "No, I'm in Wisconsin"... Then she said, "Yeah, but that's close enough." This isn't the first time I heard this. Since when did Wisconsin become apart of Canada? LOL!

I've been against Canada for a while... They've had it too good for too long. What's appealing is their health care - the government pays for the medical bills. There's hardly any crime. I believe only 65 deaths by gunshot in the past year versus 11,200+ in the US (shakes head in disappointment). Did you know people in Toronto don't even lock their doors? They feel there's no need to. Ah! Canada's just like the US but oh, they don't ever want to be labeled as an "American" that's probably the worst insult you can say to a Canadian... They're so much more patient too... so very laid back. When I speak to a Canadian, they're all about health care. They don't even leave their province without medical coverage. We Americans may laugh our head off but it's quite important to them.

So I've decided that if I don't retire in Mauritius one day, my second choice is Canada...