When is it too early to purchase anti-aging creme? Ah, I don't feel old but I certainly look old. Last year Al and I went to do our taxs at H & R Block. The woman smiled at us and asked Al, "So who did you bring today? Is this your mother?"

Al was like, "No" shaking his head. The woman then said, "Oh, I'm sorry. Is she your aunt?" At this point, Al was laughing his head off. He then replied, "No, this is my wife." The woman apologized over and over. I felt OLD, like I'm an old granny old. I didn't say anything because I was in total and utter shock. My mouth must have dropped all the way to the floor. Gosh DAMN Al and his young features. His parents also thought I was older than Al when we first got married... He's 5 months older than I am, grrrr. The other day I went out to lunch with Al's neice, who is 22 and works in the same building. My boss walks by and said, "Oh, does your daughter work around this area too?" WTF?! I don't know if she was joking or serious.

So I've been using Clinique eye cream... and the Netrogena Healthy Skin Rejuvenator. I've been using it for about two weeks now and it does tighten up my skin. It will NEVER take away those words though. I'm so upset.

Any ideas on where I can find the fountain of youth!?